Frosty the Snowman

Is it true that Frosty the Snowman was as alive he can be?

Yes, I can confirm.

Frosty was a strange dinner guest because he was always melting. However, he was great company. Though he was slowly defrosting, he still made excellent conversation at the table. He was a good snowman. In retrospect, I should have reduced the heat in the house. My other guests were chilly because there was a snowman in the dining room. I suppose I wasn’t considerate of his needs and for that I apologize to the public.

Frosty was punctual and articulate. He was kind and never interrupted. He never spoke of politics or the misfortunes of others. He never disparaged the dead and he was always polite.

When he said grace in my home, he often spoke sadly of winter, which is tragic. I’m so sorry he melted. I will always remember his coal stare that reminded me what was important in this life.

Children say he could laugh and play just the the same as you and me. I would corroborate this. Frosty was a gentleman.

-Zac