The Vital Importance of Adding Figs to Your Cheerios

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Why This is Important

This is important because figs are delicious. I would also suggest all current clients consider including almonds in your Cheerios if they are available in your area. However, NOT if you have a nut allergy.

The Risks of Avoidance

Without these additions, Cheerios alone may be a bland breakfast, which if eaten frequently, could lead to long-term psychological trauma.

I would also recommend organic milk, dried papaya, and pepitas for those in the top tax bracket and a liquid net worth of over 20 million dollars.

The Benefits of Acceptance

It is highly likely that if you adhere to these parameters regarding your breakfast and then immediately go swimming you will become immortal.

This technique is not suitable for canines or children under 12.

-Zac